Things no one tells you:
- Having sex doesn’t make you a whore.
- Not having sex doesn’t make you a saint.
- You don’t have to have kids if you don’t want to.
- You are the only person who has rights over your body.
- You are no one to judge others.
- “Femininity” is not anti-feminist.
- Verbal harassment is not flattery.
- If something makes you uncomfortable, you don’t have to endure it.
- You don’t owe anything to anyone.
(Source: viva-la-vulva-zine)
cannot handle
hahahah holy shit this is so funny but it’s kind of sad because you know the cat was scared
(Source: wishtag)
no
About to do something really scary and will probably need to cry a lot after. I don’t know why I’m putting it on here besides wanting to have someone to tell and simultaneously not wanting anyone in real life to know. Sorry
BABY BAT EMBRYO
Peek-a-BOO, little spook-meister.
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Yeah ok, that one was a little weird. Uhh let’s just pretend I haven’t spoken. Like, ever. It’s better that way.
1. Bingo, me too, depending. It sounds silly, but when I was little I was afraid of going down down-escalators. Things like planes and rollercoasters won’t bother me, but climbing a latter will.
2. Jealous, longer tongues are more fun (make of that what you will). My tongue is kind of fat but not longer than average. It can do that weird twist thing though, I think it’s genetic.
3. Fun fact (not really): used to have a peanut allergy but it went away. Currently have a latex allergy (sux, right?). That one seems to have stuck.
Now just for fun… weeeee 8=D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(have I mentioned I’m 5 years old?)
Well gee, this is so nice, thank ye kindly! I’m unsure how to respond besides saying I wish I knew more about you..perhaps you could answer a question? Like, are you afraid of heights? Or maybe: can you touch your tongue to your chin? Any allergies?
Or not, no pressure. Toodles yo
Bed head…at 4 pm. It’s cool, I’m twenty now so I get to do whatever I want like sleep and eat junk food and roll around on the floor, right? That’s how this works?